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Free Shopify Audit

Send us your store. We'll send back a real audit.

Not a Lighthouse PDF. A written, prioritised list of what's costing you sales, with a fix plan. Free. 48 hours.

Free · 48-hour turnaround · No upsell

Sound familiar?

The friction we keep finding.

  • Free "audits" that are actually sales decks
  • Lighthouse reports without context or action
  • Hour-long discovery calls before anyone looks at your store
  • 14-day waits for a response
What you get

Every deliverable, listed.

  • 01 Funnel review, homepage, PDP, cart, checkout
  • 02 Mobile UX audit, what breaks, what frustrates
  • 03 Speed audit, Core Web Vitals + practical wins
  • 04 Reviews and trust architecture review
  • 05 Subscription / lifecycle review (if applicable)
  • 06 Prioritised fix list, high impact, low impact, quick wins
  • 07 Optional follow-up scope if you want us to fix any of it

Brands we've shipped

How it goes

The shape of the engagement.

  1. 01 Day 0

    You send your store

    Store URL, one sentence on the biggest issue, your email. That's it.

  2. 02 Day 1

    We dig in

    Real human audit, funnel, PDP, mobile, speed, trust. No bots, no Lighthouse PDF.

  3. 03 Day 2

    You get the audit back

    Prioritised list of issues + fix plan. If we can help, we'll quote. If we can't, we'll say so.

Pricing

Free · 48-hour turnaround

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Questions

Probably already answered.

Is this actually free?

Yes. We do them because most paid agencies waste audits on the discovery process. Ours is a deliverable.

What's the catch?

No catch. If the fix plan is something you want our help with, we quote. If not, you keep the audit and run it yourself.

How fast?

Within 48 hours of your submission, usually faster.