Send us your store. We'll send back a real audit.
Not a Lighthouse PDF. A written, prioritised list of what's costing you sales, with a fix plan. Free. 48 hours.
Free · 48-hour turnaround · No upsell
The friction we keep finding.
- Free "audits" that are actually sales decks
- Lighthouse reports without context or action
- Hour-long discovery calls before anyone looks at your store
- 14-day waits for a response
Every deliverable, listed.
- 01 Funnel review, homepage, PDP, cart, checkout
- 02 Mobile UX audit, what breaks, what frustrates
- 03 Speed audit, Core Web Vitals + practical wins
- 04 Reviews and trust architecture review
- 05 Subscription / lifecycle review (if applicable)
- 06 Prioritised fix list, high impact, low impact, quick wins
- 07 Optional follow-up scope if you want us to fix any of it
Brands we've shipped
The shape of the engagement.
- 01 Day 0
You send your store
Store URL, one sentence on the biggest issue, your email. That's it.
- 02 Day 1
We dig in
Real human audit, funnel, PDP, mobile, speed, trust. No bots, no Lighthouse PDF.
- 03 Day 2
You get the audit back
Prioritised list of issues + fix plan. If we can help, we'll quote. If we can't, we'll say so.
Pricing
Free · 48-hour turnaround
Get my free audit.
Tell us where you are. We'll write back within 48 hours with the next step.
Probably already answered.
Is this actually free? +
Yes. We do them because most paid agencies waste audits on the discovery process. Ours is a deliverable.
What's the catch? +
No catch. If the fix plan is something you want our help with, we quote. If not, you keep the audit and run it yourself.
How fast? +
Within 48 hours of your submission, usually faster.